protip
if someone is drawing or whatever
dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs
dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended
dont scribble across the page or the picture
dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”
youre an asshole
“i dont feel well”
“thats because you stay up too late”
m788:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
or in an xbox live party and not talking
at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face

the-thought-emporium-imperial:
Holy crap, these are gorgeous
I’ve always wished my life to be like this…

fruity—rumpus-asshole—factory:
what if the batter and zacharie had hooked up
and they were about to do the naughty
and they did the naughty
and right before orgasm zacharie whispered
“ey batta batta ey batta sWING”
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